2026 marks The Gallifrey Cabaret's fifth birthday, and there's a supermassive party to celebrate, live from The Clapham Grand!

So polish your sonics and break your extra-long stripy scarves out of the wardrobe for one of our biggest, boldest, barmiest nights yet aboard the legendary LGBTQ+ARDIS. Feat. extra-terrestrial entertainment from past, present, and future courtesy of the interstellar line-up of drag and cabaret stars, plenty of surprises, and all the cosmic campery and chaos you could