Long week? Dog walked? Hungry? Humble Grape Battersea has got just the thing.

Every Saturday until 4pm, enjoy steak and a glass of Malbec for £20 per person. Simple, satisfying, and no fuss — just great food and good wine to get your weekend off to a proper start.

Perfect for a post-walk feast, a lazy lunch, or simply because you want steak and wine at noon. No judgment here.