Where to go on Valentine's Day in Clapham Junction

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Post Date: 02 Feb 2026

Love Clapham Junction: Valentine's Weekender

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Cupid's arrow has hit The Junction! 

As we gear up for a weekend filled with love and celebration, we’ve rounded up the top spots in Clapham Junction to make your Valentine’s Day truly special — from lively live music venues to hilarious comedy nights and intimate romantic dinners. Get ready to dive into the ultimate love-filled weekend...

LIVE MUSIC & DANCING

Whats On Archer Street SW11 Back to 90s

ARCHER STREET

How about a throwback afternoon for Valentine's Day? Archer Street's talented performers will take you on a trip down memory lane as they belt out 90’s throwback anthems. Enjoy 90 minutes of bottomless bubbly and beer, and three hours of live performances.

Saturday 14th February | 14:00 to 17:00

Whats On Clapham Junction Live Music Hannah Battersea

HANNAH BATTERSEA

Come for a date, come with a mate, come for the music! Whether you're with your sweet Valentine or celebrating with pals, Hannah Battersea will be spreading the love with live music, cocktails, good vibes, and late-night energy, all weekend.

Friday 13th & Saturday 14th February | 21:30 to 02:00

Whats On Northcote Records Valentines Day Special

NORTCHOTE RECORDS

If you're celebrating Valentine’s or Galentine’s Day, spend it at Northcote Records the home of live music and good times where FTN Collective will take you back to the 90s & 00s for throwback favourites!

Saturday 14th February | 21:00 to 01:00

Whats On Clapham Grand Pizzup Galentines

THE CLAPHAM GRAND

PIZZUP, the ultimate fun, glittery and prosecco-fuelled night out for women. Enjoy an inclusive, welcoming and safe place to enjoy live music, in a female-only space. Join resident PIZZUP DJ Mr Hayward, the wonderful DJ Nikki BeatNik and guest DJ appearances from Oxide and Neutrino!

Friday 13th February | 19:30 to 01:00

Whats On Cristina Hart Live at The Goat

THE GOAT

Kick off your Valentine's weekend with Friday Night Live Music at The Goat with Pop Rock singer, Cristina Hart. Chat and dance with friends or bring your Valentine's date to the quieter, atmospheric upstairs bar. Plus, enjoy bottles of prosecco for £25 or 2 for £16 cocktails.

Friday 13th February | 21:00 to 23:00

AZ Merchant of Battersea

THE MERCHANT 

Join The Merchant on Feb 14th for live music. The Merchant features different amazing musicians every week, playing crowd pleasers and absolute pub classics. Take a date or a mate!

Saturday 14th February | 20:00 'til late

Whats On The Thieves Valentines Burlesque and singles mixer

THE THIEVES

Join The Thieves and Lesbian Island for a sensual night of WLM burlesque and flirtation! There will be heart-racing pop-up performances throughout the evening, as well as DJ Rose playing a mix of sapphic slow jams in between.

Friday 13th February | 21:00 to 02:00

COMEDY & THEATRE

Whats On Clapham Grand Not Another Quiz Nigh

THE CLAPHAM GRAND

Looking for your funny Valentine? Join Jake Bhardwaj and his team of ‘celebrity’ guests for music, comedy, mayhem, interactive bonus rounds, ridiculous prizes, and surprise appearances. Quiz whiz or party time, there’s something for everyone.

Saturday 14th February | 19:00 to 22:00

Whats On Clapham Grand Cosi fan tutte

THE CLAPHAM GRAND

A little after Valentine's weekend, but a great gift for the one you love, Mozart’s sparkling comic opera Così fan tutte — where playful deception meets its match — reminds us that love is rarely as simple—or as certain—as we’d like to believe.

Wednesday 18th February | 18:30 to 22:00

DINNER & DRINKS

Offers Franco Manca Valentines pizza offer

FRANCO MANCA

Admit it. Pizza is your one true love. This Valentine's, fall in love with two courses for £19.50 at Franco Manca on Northcote Road. Enjoy any pizza with a dip, plus your choice of a starter or a dessert. Add two cocktails for £13.50 to make the occasion extra special.

Offer available 9th to 16th February

Offers Franco Manca Valentines Spicy Marg

FRANCO MANCA

Enjoy a Spicy Margherita pizza paired with a bold Spicy Margarita for £14. Eat in at Franco Manca Northcote Road or order takeaway with delivery orders arriving in a bespoke heart-shaped box for an extra Valentine’s touch.

Offer ends 28th February

Offers Valentines Day Humble Grape Offer

HUMBLE GRAPE

Make a regular day special by spending time with those you dearly love. This Valentine’s Day, join Humble Grape on Battersea Rise for a four-course set menu (£50pp) featuring some much-loved Humble Grape classics.

Offer available 14th February

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LA MIA MAMMA

La Mia Mamma on Northcote Road will serve a special menu on Valentine's Day from 7pm for £55pp, kicking off with a welcome prosecco before tucking into some authentic Italian bites across three courses. If authentic Italian is your food of love, check out the menu...

Offer available 14th February

Offers The Ivy Valentines Champagne Breakfast

THE IVY

How about sharing a delicious, romantic breakfast? The Ivy Northcote Road is serving up a Valentine's Champagne Breakfast which brings together crisp bubbles, comforting favourites, and the joy of starting the day side by side. Enjoy a delicious breakfast dish and your choice of drink for £27.50.

Offer available 14th February

Offers The Ivy Valentines Menu

THE IVY

Dine on a three-course Valentine's Day Set Menu, priced at £55 per person, including a glass of The Ivy Champagne. You'll also receive an instant photo of you and your Valentine, presented in an Ivy Valentine’s Day card, alongside a fresh red rose.

Offer available 14th February

AZ The Table Cafe Battersea Rise 1

THE TABLE

Bring your date to The Table on Battersea Rise this Valentine's Day and enjoy a romantic evening of jazz by the Buckingham Trio, alongside indulgent eats and flowing drinks!

Saturday 14th February

p.s. don't forget the ring!

Offers The Northcote Jeweller 20 per cent off wedding bands

Planning to propose to the one you love this Valentine's Day?

After a romantic evening out, you may be thinking of popping the big question. Luckily, your local jewellers are on hand to help! Get 20% off wedding bands when you purchase an engagement ring from The Northcote Jeweller on Northcote Road, or pay a visit to Asquiths of London or F.Hinds to find the perfect piece. 

Coupled up, flying solo, or hanging with your besties – wherever you go this Valentine’s Day, we’re sending you heart-shaped eyes and happy vibes. Enjoy and 'Love Clapham Junction!'

For a full list of entertainment spots, bars and restaurants, and shops in Clapham Junction, check out our Business Directory here...

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